Willie Nelson Reports Page with Resources and More

Welcome to Willie nelson

The Willie Nelson Reports Page

Latest Willie Nelson Reports News

Willie Nelson Reports

The Miami Dolphins¡¦ fairy tale turnaround of a season is expected to end at the hands of the Baltimore Ravens in the first round of the NFL playoffs this weekend. After winning only one game last season the Dolphins won 11 this year, matching the ...

Read more


Dolphins look to continue fairy tale run against Ravens - Taipei Times

The “Cheers” actor ties the knot with his longtime girlfriend in Hawaii. Woody Harrelson and his girlfriend, Laura Louie, wed on Sunday in a small ceremony in Maui attended by family and friends, People reports. Owen Wilson, Willie Nelson and ...

Read more


Woody Harrelson Weds - The Celebrity Cafe.com

Woody Harrelson has finally married Laura Louie after 20 years of dating. The former " Cheers " star wed his former assistant Laura Louie on Sunday in Maui , Us Weekly reports. The couple tied the knot in front of an intimate crowd, which included ...

Read more


Woody Harrelson ties the knot with longtime love Laura Louie - New York Daily News

Lark Previn, a daughter of actress Mia Farrow whose sister Soon-Yi Previn was at the center of Farrow's messy breakup with Woody Allen, has died. She was 35. Previn died Christmas Day at a Brooklyn, New York, hospital. No cause of death has been ...

Read more


Billy V: Golden Globes, Britney Spears - KGMB9

LOS ANGELES : It’s finally official! Actor Woody Harrelson has wed long-time girlfriend, Laura Louie in Hawaii on Sunday, reports said. With a group of family and close friends as witnesses, the couple who have been together for a good 20 years ...

Read more


Woody Harrelson weds longtime sweetheart - Channel NewsAsia

In good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, the entertainment media's love affair with Britney Spears continued throughout 2008. The pop star ranks No. 1 for the year in USA Today's Celebrity Heat Index, which measures exposure in print and ...

Read more


Spears tops 2008 Celebrity Heat Index - Wichita Eagle

The mistletoe is getting a workout this year. Longtime loves Woody Harrelson and Laura Louie tied the knot on Sunday in Hawaii, where they live, Usmagazine.com reports . The couple met on the set of "Cheers" in 1987 and have been together ever since ...

Read more


Holidays are for hitching: Woody Harrelson gets married to longtime ... - Newark Star-Ledger

The following incidents were listed among official reports of the local police departments. An arrest does not constitute a finding of guilt. Only a court of law can make that determination. • Jozefa Kozlowski, 60, of 680 Brittany Square, Grayslake ...

Read more


Police Blotter - Grayslake Review

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — In all honesty, I never imagined a fleet of small airplanes circling football stadiums. I never envisioned Oklahoma making off with everything Texas held dear except Willie Nelson. I couldn't have dreamed up a scenario wherein ...

Read more


Some misses, but quite a few hits on UT forecast list - Austin American-Statesman

2008 saw one of the most historic presidential elections in the nation’s history. Locally, it was the year of a heinous murder, ambitious school plans, sales tax questions, honors for deserving citizens young and old and, until the last few months ...

Read more


Willie Nelson Reports Questions asked

Resolved Question: is this joke good....................?

A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went to the parlour and told the guy what she wanted. He says: "OK, take your skirt and underwear off and sit in the chair with your legs apart". She did that and he started on the tattoo. Pretty soon he's done, blows off the dust and admires his work. "Who the heck's that?" she says. "It's Paul McCartney", he replies. "Doesn't look like him at all" says she. "Now get it right or I'll report you". So the tattooist starts on the other thigh. Really trying hard to do a better job. Finally he's done, blows off the dust and feels pretty good. The woman is pissed off "No way that's Paul Mccartney" she says. "It bloody well is" says the man. "Listen I'll get a second opinion" He goes out of his store and grabs the first person he sees. The guy is a drunk who's been stumbling along the sidewalk. The tattooist drags the drunk into his store. There's the woman, sitting legs apart with nothing on below her waist. The tattoist says to the drunk (pointing at the womans legs)... "Tell me who the hell you think that is". The drunk says (in a drunken slur voice), "I've no idea who the people are on her thighs but the guy in the middle is a dead ringer for Willie Nelson"! STAR IF FUNNY  more

Resolved Question: What Do You Think Of This?

Could this category include questions about TV and movie westerns? I tried posting in the television and movie categories and just got a lot of brat-mouth like, "Hey moron, what's a f-ing western, you loser moron"(notice how the dear child managed to call me moron twice in one sentence?). There's a lot of crossover between cowboys and country. A lot of country music comes from westerns and vice versa. There's the clothing. Country stars have done westerns(George Strait, Willie Nelson, and Randy Travis to name a few). Western stars, like John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, have done country albums. And, of course, nobody has to read the questions much less answer them. What do you think? Answer fast. The troll reports almost everything I post. (I criticized him for spamming and giving TD.) Caveman: I've often thought Y/A should have two divisions: one for adults and one for the kids. Check out the celebrities category: how many questions can they ask about the Jonas Brothers?!  more

Resolved Question: Was Willie Nelson sober when he said: Impeach Bush, "Throw The Bastards Out"?

In its 05/22/04 edition, the New York Times confirmed a myriad of reports on Saddam's nuclear fuel stockpile - and revealed a chilling detail unknown to weapons inspectors before the war: that Saddam had begun to partially enrich his uranium stash. The Times noted: "The repository, at Tuwaitha, a centerpiece of Saddam Hussein's nuclear weapons program, . . . . holds more than 500 tons of uranium . . . . Some 1.8 tons is classified as low-enriched uranium." Consulted about the low-enriched uranium discovery, however, Ivan Oelrich, a physicist at the Federation of American Scientists, told the AP that if it was of the 3% to 5% level of enrichment common in fuel for commercial power reactors, the 1.8 tons could be used to produce enough highly enriched uranium to make a single nuclear bomb. So Willie, get sober, open a book sometime. Had Dubya not taken action and a Saddam made Nuke was used in an attack against the US, THEN impeachment proceedings would have been warranted.  more

Resolved Question: is this funny?

A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went to the parlour and told the guy what she wanted. He says: "OK, take your skirt and underwear off and sit in the chair with your legs apart". She did that and he started on the tattoo. Pretty soon he's done, blows off the dust and admires his work. "Who the heck's that?" she says. "It's Paul McCartney", he replies. "Doesn't look like him at all" says she. "Now get it right or I'll report you". So the tattooist starts on the other thigh. Really trying hard to do a better job. Finally he's done, blows off the dust and feels pretty good. The woman is pissed off "No way that's Paul Mccartney" she says. "It bloody well is" says the man. "Listen I'll get a second opinion" He goes out of his store and grabs the first person he sees. The guy is a drunk who's been stumbling along the sidewalk. The tattooist drags the drunk into his store. There's the woman, sitting legs apart with nothing on below her waist. The tattoist says to the drunk (pointing at the womans legs)... "Tell me who the hell you think that is". The drunk says (in a drunken slur voice), "I've no idea who the people are on her thighs but the guy in the middle is a dead ringer for Willie Nelson"! STAR IF FUNNY  more

Resolved Question: Why did Clinton pardon these people.?

 more

Resolved Question: Who agrees with me when I say...?

Colbert report is the best political satire show ever! ...and I still havent been able to get the icecream..screw willie nelson  more

Top Willie Nelson Reports Links

Willie Nelson - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Visit BBC News for up-to-the-minute news, breaking news, video, audio and feature stories. BBC News provides trusted World and UK news as well as local and regional perspectives.

Drudge Report Cans Willie Nelson Story

According to some reports, Texas ranchers have already lost over 6,000 beef cattle. ... Willie Nelson. P.S. Disasters like this bring people together, and right now family farmers ...

Willie Nelson || Official Site ||

... the land quickly, growing good food for all of us,” said Farm Aid President Willie Nelson ... and Southwest Louisiana have been declared federal disaster areas, and initial reports ...

Willie Nelson || Official Site ||

Willie Nelson and BioWillie backed biodiesel-fueled, non-stop race across the country. ... In September 2006, in a report from the national laboratory of the U.S. Department of ...

Willie Nelson's Biodiesel

This webpage provides responsible criticism of the 9/11 Commission Report by survivors ... Top comedian and actress Margaret Cho has joined Willie Nelson and Charlie Sheen in questioning ...

Menu

Offers


Copyright
Willie nelson Site is © 2008 | All Rights Reserved | All trademarks are the exclusive property of their respective owners.

Warning: fopen(../cache/Willie-Nelson-Reports.html) [function.fopen]: failed to open stream: Permission denied in /home2/icasmind/public_html/willie-nelson/boetie/pages3.php on line 111

Warning: fwrite(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home2/icasmind/public_html/willie-nelson/boetie/pages3.php on line 112

Warning: fclose(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home2/icasmind/public_html/willie-nelson/boetie/pages3.php on line 113